Published Works

Newest Works

Hey Mr. Tombaugh Won’t You Name a Star for Me” | New Pop Lit | July 14th, 2023

The Unicorn’s Teapot” | the Short Humour Site | February 13th, 2023

Strange Stars and Stranger Stars” | Tree and Stone | Issue 5

Tales Along Turtle Heart Road” | New Pop Lit | October 20th, 2022

Short Stories

Hey Mr. Tombaugh Won’t You Name a Star for Me” | New Pop Lit | July 14th, 2023

Tales Along Turtle Heart Road” | New Pop Lit | October 20th, 2022

Slumpers Drink for Free” | Grandpa’s Deep Space Diner

Cloud Dreams” | New Pop Lit | September 29th, 2021

Small Low Flying Planes” | Concinnity | Vol. 1

“The Narrow Path” | New Pop Lit | December 2, 2020

Bonanza N37947N” | Doo-Writers Anthology 2019

Pancake Mountain” | Doo-Writers Anthology 2019

“A Toast to the End of Time” | The Ginger Collect | Issue Nine

“Realms Beyond Midnight World” | The Ginger Collect | Issue Eight

“Legbaugh’s Holistic and Alternative Healing” | God’s and Services

“Augustpocolypse” | Doo-Writers Anthology 2018

“On the Transfixion of Time” | Doo-Writers Anthology 2018

“Darkwoods My Progeny” | Doo-Writers Anthology 2018

“Hitching a Ride on Flying Colors” | The Ginger Collect | Issue Six

“Virtual Jehovah” | Library of Rejected Beauty | 3/31/2018

“Brittle Lung Syndrome or a Healthy Interest in Tobacco” | The Ginger Collect| Issue Five

“Knight Camp” | Doo-Writers Anthology 2017

“Your Last Opportunity to Get the Eta Corinae Colonizer Kit” | Doo-Writers Anthology 2017

“Rendezvous with the Secular Church of Gasoline” | Doo-Writers Anthology 2017

“Uncle Melvin’s Museum of Physical Media” | The Ginger Collect | Issue Three

“Cecil the Trophy Hunter” | The Ginger Collect | Issue Two

An Apple Tree in the Driveway” | YuGen | May-June 2017

“Magical Gastronomy” | the Ginger Collect | Issue One

The Boy Scout Camp at the End of the World” | Downingtown Doo-Writers Anthology 2016

An Illuminating Gas” | Downingtown Doo-Writers Anthology 2016

The Devolution of Birds” | Crack the Spine | Issue 191

The Ten Thousand Hour Prison of the Mind” | Revolution John | March 10th 2016

“Tomorrow and Onward” | the Fast-Forward Festival | Issue #15

“Wit Thee Well” | the Fast-Forward Festival | Issue #11

Illogical Traffic Patterns” | Psychopomp of Artiface Comics | Volume 5

“A Little Too Smart Phone” | the Fast-Forward Festival | Issue #7

“Tunneling Into Infinity” | Schlock Magazine | the August 2012 Issue

 Flash Fiction

The Unicorn’s Teapot” | the Short Humour Site | February 13th, 2023

“Rhinoplantiquity” | The Short Humour Site | February 20th, 2022

An Inconvenient Alternative Truth” | the Short Humour Site | December 27th 2018

Architechtonics After the Rain” | The Ginger Collect | Issue Four

“The First World War Considered as a 2D Tournament Fighter” | The Corvus Review| Issue 9W

Honeytomb” | Storyland Literary Review | October 20th, 2017

Every Woman in the Afterlife Hates You” | the Corvus Review | Issue 7W

Syphon Theory” | the Short Humour Site | February 5th 2016

The Oppression of the Ziggernauts” | the Short Humour Site | March 19th 2015

Clyde Chesterfield’s Invitation to the 1%er’s Ball” | February 26th 2015

“The Flute Not Played with Factory Recommended Techniques” | Weirdyear | June 15th 2012

Collegiate Delusions of Intelligence” | Linguistic Erosion | June 7th 2012

Chinese Toilet Paper” | The Short Humour Site | December 18th 2011

Tin Foil Hat” | People of Few Words | Volume 3

“Venus Returns to the Sea” | Flashes in the Dark | May 10th 2011

Cookie Jar” | the Short Humour Site | April 18th 2011

For Castleton” | Six Sentences | April 2011

Tin Foil Hat” | the Short Humour Site | July 31st 2010

 Creative Non-Fiction

“Let the Clutch Out Slowly” | the Short Humour Site | February 7, 2022

Our Daily Bread” | The Short Humour Site | December 16, 2019

“The View from the CONEX Box” | Independent Noise | Issue 1.4

“Scheisskopf 88” | Independent Noise | Issue 1.3

“Snakes Without Colors” | The Short Humour Site | December 10th, 2017

“The Last First Days of School” | Independent Noise | Issue 1.2

The Easter Bunny on a Glass Elevator Going Down” | Foxglove Journal | March 28th 2017

Poisoned Peeps” | the Short Humour Site | March 26th 2016

The Tea Basket” | the Short Humour Site | December 19th 2015

Non-Fiction Essay

Ten Enormous Numbers” | the Listverse | March 12th, 2012

Ten Greatest American Short Story Writers” | the Listverse| July 30th, 2009

Other

God’s and Services | Contributor

The Downingtown Doo-Writers 2018 Anthology | Editor & Contributor

This Distance by Nick Gregorio | Acknowledgement

Ginger Collect Halloween Contest | Judge

The Downingtown Doo-Writers 2017 Anthology | Editor & Contributor

Good Grief by Nick Gregorio | Acknowledgement

The Downingtown Doo-Writers 2016 Anthology | Editor & Contributor

People of Few Words Vol. 3 | Contributor